barnumyay:

Claire: This is our song, you love this song, tell him, this is our song.Izzy: Right, tell him, Phil.Phil: It’s not our song, Claire.  Our song is If You Leave by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.Izzy: Ohhhh!Claire: Are you sure?Phil: Pretty sure, I sang it at our wedding.Claire: Oh, I’m an idiot.Izzy: Well, actually he’s the idiot, he fell in love to a break-up song.

Modern Family 1.08 - “Great Expectations”

barnumyay:

Claire: This is our song, you love this song, tell him, this is our song.
Izzy: Right, tell him, Phil.
Phil: It’s not our song, Claire.  Our song is If You Leave by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.
Izzy: Ohhhh!
Claire: Are you sure?
Phil: Pretty sure, I sang it at our wedding.
Claire: Oh, I’m an idiot.
Izzy: Well, actually he’s the idiot, he fell in love to a break-up song.

Modern Family 1.08 - “Great Expectations”

Abed: Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight, someone’s thinking of me and loving me tonightTroy: Somewhere out there someone’s saying a prayer, that we’ll find one another in that big somewhere out thereAbed: And even though I know how very far apart we areTroy: It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright starAbed: And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby Troy: It helps to think we’re sleeping underneath the same big sky Abed & Troy: Somewhere out there if love can see us through, then we’ll be together somewhere out there, out where dreams come true.

Abed: Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight, someone’s thinking of me and loving me tonight
Troy: Somewhere out there someone’s saying a prayer, that we’ll find one another in that big somewhere out there
Abed: And even though I know how very far apart we are
Troy: It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
Abed: And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
Troy: It helps to think we’re sleeping underneath the same big sky
Abed & Troy: Somewhere out there if love can see us through, then we’ll be together somewhere out there, out where dreams come true.

barnumyay:

Phil: It’s so creative, coupons for hugs, which are usually free but this makes it official which is so great.Claire: I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because you’re impossible to buy for, you never want anything.Phil: Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks.  I love my wife but she sucks at giving gifts, I’m sorry for the pay channel language but—oh, yogurt maker, I can’t not think of things I want.

Modern Family 1.08 - “Great Expectations”

barnumyay:

Phil: It’s so creative, coupons for hugs, which are usually free but this makes it official which is so great.
Claire: I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because you’re impossible to buy for, you never want anything.
Phil: Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks.  I love my wife but she sucks at giving gifts, I’m sorry for the pay channel language but—oh, yogurt maker, I can’t not think of things I want.

Modern Family 1.08 - “Great Expectations”

ANGELA: Hey, Booth must be cute with his grandfather, huh?BRENNAN: His grandfather calls him “Shrimp.” Booth seems to like it, which I don’t understand.ANGELA: Well, it’s because it makes him feel loved, like when he actually was a shrimp.BRENNAN: So the moniker is a sign of affection?ANGELA: [smiling] Very good, Brennan. You never had a nickname?BRENNAN: Oh no. Just what Booth calls me. Just— just Bones.

ANGELA: Hey, Booth must be cute with his grandfather, huh?
BRENNAN: His grandfather calls him “Shrimp.” Booth seems to like it, which I don’t understand.
ANGELA: Well, it’s because it makes him feel loved, like when he actually was a shrimp.
BRENNAN: So the moniker is a sign of affection?
ANGELA: [smiling] Very good, Brennan. You never had a nickname?
BRENNAN: Oh no. Just what Booth calls me. Just— just Bones.

Manny: Well, hello there Haley.Jay: Take it down a notch, Jethro.

Manny: Well, hello there Haley.
Jay: Take it down a notch, Jethro.