Claire: This is our song, you love this song, tell him, this is our song.
Izzy: Right, tell him, Phil.
Phil: It’s not our song, Claire. Our song is If You Leave by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.
Izzy: Ohhhh!
Claire: Are you sure?
Phil: Pretty sure, I sang it at our wedding.
Claire: Oh, I’m an idiot.
Izzy: Well, actually he’s the idiot, he fell in love to a break-up song.Modern Family 1.08 - “Great Expectations”
Abed: Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight, someone’s thinking of me and loving me tonight
Troy: Somewhere out there someone’s saying a prayer, that we’ll find one another in that big somewhere out there
Abed: And even though I know how very far apart we are
Troy: It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
Abed: And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
Troy: It helps to think we’re sleeping underneath the same big sky
Abed & Troy: Somewhere out there if love can see us through, then we’ll be together somewhere out there, out where dreams come true.
Phil: It’s so creative, coupons for hugs, which are usually free but this makes it official which is so great.
Claire: I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because you’re impossible to buy for, you never want anything.
Phil: Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks. I love my wife but she sucks at giving gifts, I’m sorry for the pay channel language but—oh, yogurt maker, I can’t not think of things I want.Modern Family 1.08 - “Great Expectations”
ANGELA: Hey, Booth must be cute with his grandfather, huh?
BRENNAN: His grandfather calls him “Shrimp.” Booth seems to like it, which I don’t understand.
ANGELA: Well, it’s because it makes him feel loved, like when he actually was a shrimp.
BRENNAN: So the moniker is a sign of affection?
ANGELA: [smiling] Very good, Brennan. You never had a nickname?
BRENNAN: Oh no. Just what Booth calls me. Just— just Bones.
Manny: Well, hello there Haley.
Jay: Take it down a notch, Jethro.

